Poseidon



Poseidon is a climb I've been wanting to do since two weeks in a covid quarantine hotel when I returned to New Zealand in July 2020. It's an 8 pitch grade 23 climb which goes up the West Face of the Remarkables, above Jacks Point in Queenstown.
https://www.thecrag.com/en/climbing/new-zealand/queenstown/remarkables/route/2114490081
Gareth Hews, asked at the start of the week whether I'd be interested in a mission up it, which I responded to with an enthusiastic yes! The rest of the week we anxiously eyed the forecast (10mm of rain, on Saturday & Sunday) desperately hoping it would clear up.
Getting up bright and early on Saturday, we were happy to be greeted with glorious blue skies, and we drove off to Jardines to start the walk in. Because of the rain over night the tussocks and bushes were soaking, and we were quickly drenched through to the bone. The first part of the approach, to the big black water tank at the base of the valley was pretty cruisy. Unfortunately, from here the track disappeared into thick bracken, madagouri, blackberries and rose bushes.

Apparently, the approach is normally a two hour walk - however, we reckon it was more of a forty minute walk and a hour and a half crawl. Once we finally reached the base of the climb, drenched, scratched & dirty things went pretty smoothly. There were breif patches of drizzle but by and large the good weather held out. I drew the short straw and was picked to lead the 23 pitch. With a light drizzle I started traversing. 15 minutes later, and pumped out of my mind I rolled onto the grassy ledge with the belay, pysched to have been able to onsight the pitch.
The rest of climb was pretty cruisy, except for one chossy bit on the next pitch, where both Gareth and I snapped off some holds and nearly came off. The rap down was pretty cruisy but the wind and the rain came in for a bit. Back on the ground the sun came out and we had a well earned snack.

On the walk back we thought we'd found a better route, with thinner bushes. Back in the head-height madagouri, we quickly lost it, and had even more crawling to get back out. To anyone else doing the climb, I'd recommend taking loppers or a machete. The crux of the day was definitely the walk in/out.

